貓的咖啡色

We got the address book of Applied English Department.

My friend, Ingrid, started to look at the names in the address book, and something pissed her off.
There are many "interesting" names in the book, such as Queenice
(maybe she thinks that she is a queen ), Winnie (the poo?), Seven (eleven?), Minnie (mini?),
April (but he was born in August), Missy (so that i can tell your gender from your name),
strawberry (may I bite you?), Rainie (rainy?), Nico (can't you even spell your name, Nicole?)
Bee (where is bird?), Shine (sun?), Hana (?),Chia (?), Cuttie (are you really that cute?),
Wells (well...oh well...) Green, Color (are you brothers?), ADK (how much will that cost me?), Cat (can you dance?),
Alley (where is Lane?), Echo (hi iiiii....), Kiwi (good for health), and Eating.

We made a joke of the name. (We made up the conversation.)

"What's your name?"
"I am Eating."

"Eh...okay. So what's your name?"
"Eating."

"I am not asking what you are doing but your NAME."
"Yeah, I am Eating." "E-A-T-I-N-G."

"Hey, girl! Don't treat me like a fool. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"
"My name is Eating. I love eating and my Chinese name sounds like e-ting. That's how I got my name. What's your damn problem?"


Sorry, my bad. :P